Sunday, February 17, 2013

Sandy Watermelon, pica la jiva, and a trash can baptism -Email 2/11/13



HEY FAMILY! ahhhh this was such a good week. Seriously so crazy and so bizarre and random but such a good week.

So first...Julio got baptized! I will pùt the photos on here but they seem to be not working really well so we´ll see how that goes. Anyway, it was the craziest baptism ever. First off, we went early to fill it up and when we came back like 30 minutes before theservice, it was about half full and BROWN. hahahsomething had happened to the hot water and it wasnt coming out very clean. So we quickly drained it before anyone saw and then were looking at an EMPTY font with a baptism in 20 minutes. Good thing chilean time is about an hour late, right? And then add mormon chilean time on that....nothign EVER gets done here hahaha. But i love it because then we could fill the font. SO we opened up the faucet thingy and we just did cold water because it was a lot faster, and then we brought a TRASH CAN down from upstairs (after we cleaned it out...mostly) and used it to fill up with water. We were using every single pot or pan or water container we could find in the entire building. Seriously, we had EVERYTHING, every faucet with a pan or dish, filling up and dumping it into the trash can, which we then dumped into the font in a giant raging cascade of water. SO then we had dirty water, and it was cold. No this time it was actually a lot cleaner but it was stil so funny. Like pooor Julio was just sitting outside watching us fill up this trash can. Thanks missionaries...im getting baptized in trash can water. Real cool. But he didnt say a thing because he is the nicest guy ever and he totally understood. Haha he is just so tranquilo, i love it. SO anyway that all ended up well and him and i actually had a really cfool esperience in the font after the baptism. I Gave him a big hug and was just like "You know this is the cleanest you have ever been, right?" and it was a really cool moment. YEsteday when he got the spirit he started to cry too. We are just awfully proud of him and he is going to be such  great member and leader of the church. So thats part number 1. 

Sandy watermelon. Haha we went to the beach today as a zone and it was so much fun. I love going to the beach together because we play volleyball, futbol, and american football. My favorite part of playing football with latinos is translating the words into spanish...they make NO sense. Like try explaining the word "Flea Flicker". "Pulga....tirador?" hahahaha he gave me the WEIRDEST look and was like this is the stupidest game ever. Anyway elder page who lives with me broke his collarbone today doing a bicycle kick, and i got a cut on my finger because i was so excited to eat my watermelon that i cut too far and cut my finger. Injuries of life...theyre rough. I dont know whats going to happen to him but i think he´ll be okay. Everyone was real worried about me too. But i just sat on the sand and ate watermelon and was so happy. I really am sucha  blessed missioanry. Way more blessed than i deserve but whos complaining? I know me and my watermelon - soaked chin are not. All is good here in coronel :)

Lastly, I eat crab. Well better question is, do i eat crab? Do we eat crab in our family? my favorite part was elder salazar, because he was like "oh yeah i love seafood yum seafood i love crab". I was like "Elder Salazar, you know this is not fresh enough to eat, right? a 2 DOLLAR crab sold on the streets by a man with 3 teeth does not meet the "A" requirements last time i checked. So little buddy Elder Saladbar told me that he would be fine. I had the TINIEST bite because i wanted to taste it. It was good, but not fresh. Haha and saladbar just kept going, telling me how good it was and everything. Yeah, how good was it when YOU WERE THROWING UP 4 HOURS LATER??? I thought you would be proud of me dad. But we had  a fun time laughing about that, and it was super funny. I told him i already had a month straight of that so i was more than fine not eating crab. Anyway.

Also really funny this week has been some of the most ridiculous things i have ever heard by some chileans. Myabsolute favorites are "The Earthquake machine" and "Calzones rotos". So first off EVERYONE here is convinced the united states has an earthquake machine. That we point something at some satellite and it causes earthquakes across the world. Nevermind the perfect logic that we like to spend money so that we can then spend MORE money to help the country, adding nicely to the perfect lack of debt that we have, but WHY THE HECK WOULD ANYONE MAKE AN EARTHQUAKE MACHINE??? hahaha i just go along with it every time and am like "man how did you guys find out about that? I thought it was like a super secret thing." it makes life awful fun with the chileans :) and then calzones rotos. what....hahaha calzones is underwear. Rotos is ripped. So im at dinner one night and some mom was like "Hey elder do you want some ripped underwear?.....umm.....no? Im awfully confused hermana!" and then she explained that thats the name for a FUNNEL CAKE here. Really guys? Ripped underwear? Its also called nuns breath. I mean....obviously, right?

Anyway, we are loving it here in coronel. Things arent getting any easier in some respects, but the success is coming. its frustrating because i dont feel like we deserve the success we are having right now. But the peace i had in arauco with my work isnt even matched here, so i think its just heavenly father helping me to know that numbers DONT matter at all, but its all about obedience and the spirit.But needless to say, i am thrilled to see the fruits of my efforts and see that angie and antonella are so excited for their baptism next friday, and some other people are planned for early march. I just know its heavenly father doing everything because we certainly do not deserve it. But anyway, i love you guys! Hope all is going well! Here are the fotos from this week!

Les amo y les quiero.
Elder Tengberg




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